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Fast logging for vibe-coders

Let’s face it - your app is probably a dumpster fire of bugs and user confusion. Instalog is here to help you pretend you know what you’re doing.

Mobile SDKs

Because apparently you can’t just use console.log() in production

API Reference

For when you want to pretend you’re a “real” developer

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Available SDKs

We made SDKs for all the platforms you’re probably using wrong:

Android SDK

For when your app crashes more than your self-esteem

iOS SDK

Because Swift errors are just Objective-C’s way of saying “I told you so”

React Native SDK

For when you want cross-platform but get cross-eyed instead

Expo SDK

Because regular React Native wasn’t confusing enough

Flutter SDK

Because sometimes you just want to pretend you’re using React

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Features We’re Not Ashamed Of

Event Logging

Track every time your users question their life choices

Crash Reporting

Because your code is more bug than feature

User Feedback

Collect all those lovely “WTF is this?” comments

Real-time Monitoring

Watch your app burn in real-time

Cross-platform

Because you can’t decide which platform to fail on

Easy Integration

It’s so easy even your PM could do it (but don’t let them)

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Getting Started (Because We Know You Need Help)

  1. Sign up - it’s free, unlike your dignity
  2. Get your API key - it’s like a password, but for your failures
  3. Install the SDK - because copy-pasting from Stack Overflow isn’t enough
  4. Initialize the SDK - it’s like turning on the lights before you trip
  5. Start logging events - because someone needs to document this mess
For detailed instructions, visit our SDK documentation. Or don’t, we’re not your mom.

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Need Help?

If you encounter any issues or have questions about using Instalog, please reach out to our support team at [email protected]. We’re here to help, mostly because we feel sorry for you.