Introduction
Fast logging for vibe-coders
Let’s face it - your app is probably a dumpster fire of bugs and user confusion. Instalog is here to help you pretend you know what you’re doing.
Mobile SDKs
Because apparently you can’t just use console.log() in production
API Reference
For when you want to pretend you’re a “real” developer
Available SDKs
We made SDKs for all the platforms you’re probably using wrong:
Android SDK
For when your app crashes more than your self-esteem
iOS SDK
Because Swift errors are just Objective-C’s way of saying “I told you so”
React Native SDK
For when you want cross-platform but get cross-eyed instead
Flutter SDK
Because sometimes you just want to pretend you’re using React
Features We’re Not Ashamed Of
Event Logging
Track every time your users question their life choices
Crash Reporting
Because your code is more bug than feature
User Feedback
Collect all those lovely “WTF is this?” comments
Real-time Monitoring
Watch your app burn in real-time
Cross-platform
Because you can’t decide which platform to fail on
Easy Integration
It’s so easy even your PM could do it (but don’t let them)
Getting Started (Because We Know You Need Help)
- Sign up - it’s free, unlike your dignity
- Get your API key - it’s like a password, but for your failures
- Install the SDK - because copy-pasting from Stack Overflow isn’t enough
- Initialize the SDK - it’s like turning on the lights before you trip
- Start logging events - because someone needs to document this mess
For detailed instructions, visit our SDK documentation. Or don’t, we’re not your mom.
Need Help?
If you encounter any issues or have questions about using Instalog, please reach out to our support team at [email protected]. We’re here to help, mostly because we feel sorry for you.